Cool Quotes Collection
Black Humor

Phsycology is the study of everyone's bullshit.

Taylor

A whole lot of people are really not good at anything.

George Carlin

Always borrow money from pessimists, they never will expect it back

What color does a smurf turn when you strangle it?

Sex is one of the most beautiful, natural and wholesome things money can buy.

Graffiti

I spent most of my money one booze, drugs and women... The rest I wasted!

John Laws

They say making love with me is like a roller coaster ride. Over far too quickly, and afterwards they wanna throw up.

Victor Lewis-Smith

In the land of the blind, the man with one eye will be stoned to death...

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Gregory Santo

[When asked how old he was] "Old enough to know better, but young enough to not give a damn anyway."

Jarvis Black

Whenever I get dumped (by a girlfriend), I nail the door shut so that no one can come inside, get a towel and clip it around my neck so it's like a Superman cape, take off my shoes so I can slide across the room, and... get a fake mic, like a celery stick or a pen, and I play any record that features the vocalist Ronnie James Dio. And you can just pretend you're Dio, because on every album he does, he has minimum one, usually three, "EVIL WOMAN LOOK OUT!" songs.

Henry Rollins

Nobody's perfect... well, there was this guy, but we killed him.

Same shit, different smell

MAD Magazine

Please give me some money. I need it for drink, pot and a hooker. (Hey, at least i'm not bullshitting you)

Seen on a beggar's notice

Never criticize someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!

Ask not what your country can do for you... go down the pub.

My biggest fear is that someone will make a TV movie of my life.

Tera Ellefson

Much can be accomplished with a smile. More can be accomplished with a smile and a gun.

Al Capone

Sex is like air, it isn't important unless you aren't getting any.

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